Two years ago, Fat Joe took his wife to Sweden for a fun filled weekend. At least that was what Joe had in mind.Ol'Joe ended up hanging on to his wife as she tried her best to set a new personal record in shopping. While on the run, our friend's eyes
caught sighth of a pair of some really dandy cowboyboots. Made in Spain by Sendra. Ol'Joe used to be a boots man but not anymore. These boots caught his attention though."Just get them" his wife said. "Not so" buddy Joe said and set off after his wife on her
A year later.
Lard ass is doing his usual, which generates to nothing really important. His lovly wife gives him a Forbes magazine. In this copy they had an article about 10 things a man really should have at some point in his life.
In between the ownership of a 200ft yacht and a summerpalace in Monaco, boom...those boots Joe saw in Sweden a year before. "what did I tell You" his wife said in her usual cheerful and playful manner. Ol'Joe was still not interested. A few months after that,
Joe's wife spent a weekend in Spain. When she came back..voila...those boots were in her luggage. "Well?" said our friend, "what shall I do with the these? You know I'm not going to wear them". Joe's wife didnt even flich when he said what he said."Try them
on sometimes and leave it at that" she said. Strange, buddy Joe thought to him self. Really strange.
A few weeks ago.
"Hey fatso, how about those boots i got You?" Joe's wife called out one sunny morning. Cheerful and playfull as she always is.
Ol'Joe had totally forgotten about those dandy boots. "what about them?" Joe called back. "are You going to wear them?" she asked. Buddy Joe had to think of some way to let her down easily. He knew he wouldnt wear them anytime soon..or at all."What about if
You wear them riding Your bike?" the wife said. She had somehow forgotten that she had laid down the law forbidding Joe riding his Harley Davidson as long as they had small children in the house. "These fancy boots will only go along with a equal fancy chopper"
Joe said. Big mistake. "Why dont You make one out of the bike You never use anyway?" joe's lovely wife said. She knew Joe was not a chopper man. " If You dont want one, make one for me. I would like it to be red". Ol'Joe did not know what to say. He knew he
was had. We, his friends, knew that his lovly wife has conspired for some time. She really wants a chopperized Harley Davidson.
To be continued..